brutalgeneration:

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Can I have this?

You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.

yourfuckingdarling:

I just want my legs to be skinny, my waist to be flat, my face to draw attention, and a life that doesn’t suck.

fenton-oconnell:

Midnight City  by M83

oh-mug-god:

thats-so-raven:

home skillet biscuit

raven gets me.

beeishappy:

noblette:

late night dinosaur impressions

Fucking yes. Best gif set ever!

Baby Mama (2008)

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

sweet-bitsy:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

Signal boost

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

hatelyn:

 

Just went into my room to cut and I open my box where I keep my blades and this is what I found

Parenting; you’re doing it right. 

this made me start crying

tedonik:

0rdinarykid:

I forgot to cat

Decided to dog.